Student Bloopers

As a bit of a holiday season gift to you, here are some verbatim quotes from my students’ term papers and exams. If you enjoy these, I have some additional illustrated ones on YouTube; links below.

  • At 19 years old, Bronson’s son Michael was born.
  • At the age of 15 Marco’s father filed for custody once again.
  • Like a spirally plane Ted crashed and burned from the break up.
  • As serial killers have been around for a while, Andrei Chikatilo was born on October 16, 1936 in Yablochnoye, Ukraine state of the USSR.
  • Sellers came to notarization not because he had become another serial killer but because he was the youngest individual to be put to death by the government for a crime that he committed as a minor.
  • As to the reasons to how and which ones depend on how they are defined and interpreted.
  • In March 1985, he attacked Angela Barrios, who eventually escaped him and killed her roommate, Dayle Okazaki.
  • Hitler had an influence on the birth of the Klan. The KKK peaked in during WWII after imigrants and slavery was active.
  • Name a time of hate group: Anti-semantic.
  • Christian Identity is a racist church that believe jewish people are a seed of satin.
  • The KKK was the first organized hate crime group in England. This was founded during the Civil War. During the Hippi era.
  • KKK birth was in England during Civil War as a protest, tired of seeing other groups. Died in 1968 due to the great depression, investigating jarnalist and their own social conflicts. The re-birth was never died off, but they came back 2x stronger in 2005, when the elections came near.
  • Schizophrenics are dilutional.
  • A female serial killer may be an angle of mercy.
  • Female serial killers tend to use poison as their main weapon, so they do not have to use their arms.
  • A syndrome is something a person experiences for a period of time, and is usually a direct effect after something happens to them.
  • The wife left him with 6 children and cleaned the apartment clean she did not leave anything.
  • Name and describe one syndrome: A syndrome you can take can be sleeping pills. Sleeping pills can be used to help you fall asleep, if you are having trouble sleeping. Taking pills can also help you if you are having a killer hangover & were drunk the night before. Taking pills can help with waking you up as well too.


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