I have a new book releasing in 2 days. Yay! You can preorder now, even, and feel good about yourself because all my royalties go to Doctors Without Borders. Also, if you read the book you’ll discover there’s an unforgivable pun in the book blurb.
To help celebrate, I think a contest is in order. Winner gets a free copy of any of my backlist books, plus a $10 Amazon or Dreamspinner gift certificate (winner’s choice). Rules:
- To enter, comment here with your attempt at the worst romance book title ever. Not a real title, please! This is your chance to be creative. You can include shameless puns, things that should never ever be associated with romance, or whatever else you think makes for a terrible title.
- One entry per person, please.
- I’ll choose a winner at noon Pacific time on Sunday, May 5.
- Have fun!
13 thoughts on “Contest!”
How about “The Colonel’s Secret ,Twenty One Spicy Tales of Love, Lust, and Biscuits” ?
Bliss In The Blizzard of Love
Horny for the Duke’s Toe-nails
Tongue Down on Love
A Hell of a time with Satan’s hot n’ horny handmaidens
“That Unmistakable Feeling Between Lust and Loathing”
Boning Through the Night
Horny and wet, ready for love
Miscommunication, Lust, Forgiveness, Sex: an Epic love Story
Nurse Tales; an Enemas to Lovers Story
We have a winner! Jody, please email me (email@example.com). Let me know which backlist book you’d like, which format (pub, mobi, or pdf), and whether you want a DSP or Amazon gift cert.
I thought I’d posted this before, but apparently it didn’t go through:
“That Distinctive Feeling Between Lust and Loathing”